Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hey, my pals, brothers, sisters alike...so what about a blog?..Initially though it was just another place or ploy or sham..well, maybe I was wrong unless I really got shammed. Anyway, this is my first blog in my whole entire 18 years or living on good old planet Earth.. let me list down the reasons for starting this blog as a form of..er... protocol, yeah..(what's with me and my protocols..?)
Reasons
1. I'm too bored.
2.It's a good way to keep in touch with my long lost pals and buddies(countless millions..just like counting ants but I don't want to lose anyone of you...). At least they should know that I'm still alive and will get a taste of my experiences in today's globalized world, though I fear that I'm not in one at the moment.
3.Why not dudes? It's pretty fun..gives senseless and sometimes sensible fun to post your thoughts online.
4.Keeps me in a world of my own at least for a while.
5.Keeps you from being too depressed whenever the stock market collapses(choi!!).
6.Gives my fingers a good chance to exercise.
7.Write senseless stuff and poems with the strange, starry-eyed hopes of getting them published by companies.
8.Lets me insult and poke fun at the various antics we have in today's society.
9.Lets me practise writing after those 10 endearing months after SPM where writing is something frowned upon.
10.Lets me talk about the stars, the skies, the moon and anything that can be talked about without anyone telling me to keep my mouth shut.
11.Hmm...keeps me from midnight-snacking and all those instant noodles.
12.The list just goes on and on...yeah..maybe that should cap it all before I move on to the next section, not forgetting also the prospect of putting myself in the shoes of a politician, lawyer, businessman, scienntist, propagandist, engineer, football club manager and many more of those wonderful careers from a 'simpler' looking glass.

Next..wow..I'm more and more impressed..it's like writing friendster profiles and testimonials without the limited character counts!! Like that, maybe it's time to squeeze every wee bit of those creative juices albeit not in a morbid manner.

Ok, let's move on to the next section: Why the name : Musings for yesterday,today and tomorrow?
Musings refer to deep thought embraced by sheer unrelenting concentration over something.
The something in this context is indeed yesterday, today and tomorrow..meaning everything!!!

Time for more protocols then perhaps I shall try penning my first poem in ages!! It's been a long, long silence from The Great 1(TGI)..finally, for those of you who are wondering whether TGI is some restaurant name or something..well...it's nothing more than myself!! Haha..the Great One!! sounds cool?...eh...oh ok..I mentioned before above that I'm in a world of my own somehow in this blog right?

Now, now..a few more formalities..yeah...I'm pretty formal as a person..probably the reason why I'm so sad when it comes to love...nah..love is another matter, it's like a rollercoaster that drives you from the outer-reaches of the milky way to the deepest core of the earth all in one track!! Maybe in another post-up..but it's usually classified though..just that my fingers can't stop typing about the roller-coaster part.

Next is the comment policy..firstly, there is no policy, I just want your sincere comments..nothing more...the stark truth is better than the thick enveloping curtain that curtails the emergence of reality. So if there is anything you would like to comment, just give it your best or shall I say, worst shot. One thing, NO VULGARATIES!!

Another thing is that every word typed here involves EFFORT as in any other blog created by everybody on this planet..so I would to say THANK YOU if you really go all out to read every word. Another thing I would like to add is that I'm prone to writing paragraphs with intrinsic definitions and meanings..so something may mean another sometimes...nevermind, just interpret in from your point-of-view and post in in your comments. I shall tell you mine later and if possible, we can together go over the entire thing together if you are really interested...well, this is just a blog from a simple organism...nah..anyway, all the same, just tell me your opinions..YOUR OPINIONS are treasured by me as though it is the newest apartment in Sri Hartamas and not some wonderful property in Bukit Beruntung. Yeah..or from a different persperctive...just compare finance stocks and technology counters...ouch... Just fire away, who knows you know something that I don't know and together, we can explore what we both don't know.

My pledge:
1.The amount of nonsense or crap or bullshit(bs, for short) will be close to zero. Everything has a meaning no matter how nonsensical it sounds to you.
2.The amount of vulgarities is zero..yes, zero...since being a purist in the lingual sense, I will not tolerate any form of foul language..so expect your comments to be censored if you use vulgarities.
3.The censorship of comments will only occur when there is any form of vulgarity. Vulgarities are defined as words not supposed to be taught to children aged 5 years and below. The censorship, I guarantee, will not be factually or figuratively distorted in any manner.
4.To make this blog enjoyable to be read..something you can drink your cup of morning coffee and indulge in.
5.To create an international standard for this blog by minimising the amount of Malaysian English of any sort.
6.To have fun and I hope you too will have fun!!!


Ok, enough of the roundabout sentences..wow, gotta get sleeping soon or I shall be having reveries throughout the day tomorrow.

Lastly, is the DISCLAIMER section:
1.The blogger would like to apologise in advance for any discrepencies or distortion of facts.
2.Political renditions are purely satirical and no direct attacks will be made in any sense..wait...what attacks?
3.The facts published wrongly shall be corrected by the blogger and apologies shall be posted on this blogsite.

Hmm..that should somehow sum up the foundations for this blogsite...
For the templates..yeah, I'm in need of help here...I shall get it improvised soon somehow but don't expect meteoric changes so far.

Ok, this sums up my first post in my first blog in my whole entire life!! Thank you once again and Happy New Year!!

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